they call me air..

dadd:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

so ur just gonna sit in my house under my roof and tell me headskin is called “”“scalp”“”…..………ok.

so ur really gonna come in my home look me in the eyes in front of my bare children and tell me hand noodles are called “”“fingers”“” …..ok.

fragile-plzhandlewithcare:

thebootydiaries:

dutch-dyke:

thebootydiaries:

hey girl u come here often? 😏 yeah? 😏 then have u seen my cat it was last seen in this area on thursday at approximately 7pm and,

yes he tried to lick my toes

why u think i want him back so bad 👀👅

devvaugn:

my heart hasn’t nutted in awhile

n-yks:

I hope you guys are also being kind to people you don’t wanna fuck.

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

theambitiouswoman:

Energy transfer is real. Be mindful of who you let touch you.

evilnicegirl:

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

tharook:

tharook:

imanaires:

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

woodlandhomo:

manywinged:

cats be like you want to pet me so bad it makes you look stupid

I hope to channel that energy someday tbh

redrola: